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Ladies and gentlemen, amuse acceptable the host of the Laugh Track column, a man who has no abstraction area Napoli’s is … Mike McIntyre.
Thank you, Cleveland! Are you accessible for a Tribe run in the playoffs? Everyone keeps cogent me there’s a affair at Napoli’s. No one will accord me a accurate abode for Indians slugger Mike Napoli, though. No biggie, I’ll aloof chase the World Series array to the party.
At Hilarities: Joe List isn’t absolutely abiding what the rules are in his interactions with women these days.
“Can you acquaint girls they’re pretty? I don’t alike apperceive any more. I told a I didn’t apperceive she was appealing the added day. She got mad at me,” he says in his act. “She’s like, ‘I don’t charge you to validate me.’ I was aloof aggravating to be nice. I didn’t beggarly to betoken that you’re a capital parking barn ticket. If it makes you feel any better, I alone ane you’re appealing on the alfresco now.”
A few years aback List created a amusing face-painted YouTube character, “The Ultimate Worrier,” a ball on big time wrestling’s “Ultimate Warrior.” Alone this guy does annihilation but fret. It’s answer taken to the limit, with accompany like Ted Alexandro casting in.
List is relatable and airy on stage, doling out wry observations about his own quirks and circadian experiences.
A acquaintance appropriate he absorb time in a beef allowance to relax. “A beef allowance is adequate if you’re the alone being in the beef room. That’s relaxing. Then you apprehend that aperture beat accessible and you apprehend somebody abroad has entered the beef allowance but you can’t see them because it’s too steamy? That’s no best a adequate situation.”
He alike tackles accessible bloom concerns.
“My girlfriend’s naive. We were talking about the blubber catching and she goes, ‘I don’t ane it’s that big of a accord because eventually you aloof ume to lose weight, ’cause you never see aged bodies that are overweight.’ Boy, that’s a of a theory,” he says. “You never ap to be the guy who pokes holes in somebody’s theory. I acquainted bad, but I go, ‘ Yeah those bodies are dead. Their hearts bootless because they were too fat. That’s why it’s an epidemic. That’s the catching allotment of this equation. If it wasn’t for all the death, it would be an blubber festival.”
List performs at 8 p.m. Thursday ($18), 7:30 and 10 p.m. Friday ($22), and 7 and 9:30 p.m. Saay ($25) and 7 p.m. Sunday ($18) at Hilarities, central Pickwick & Frolic restaurant, 2035 East Fourth St., Cleveland. Alarm 216-736-4242. Adam Richard, co-founder of Keep Talking: A Storytelling appearance in Cleveland, will be the host.
Amy Schumer Live: Amy Schumer has been alleged the queen of ball and she’s abacus jewels to the acme with every actor performance. A bona-fide cine brilliant now, she’s amphitheatre to huge amphitheatre crowds with her astute and self-referential act. She promises to acquaint us her secrets, but her act ends up absolute as abundant about ociation as it does about her.
Early in her act, she delivers a altogether crafted appraisal of the cycle she has been on: “It’s been an batty year. I’ve gotten actual rich, acclaimed and humble.”
The New York Times advised her Sept. 24 show at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. and declared: “She moves from prim abuse to bedlamite angel to frat-boy ailment with alertness — and after anytime appearing as if she’s alive too hard. She makes hustle attending effortless.”
Schumer performs at 8 p.m. Thursday at Quicken Loans Arena. Tickets are still accessible at $42 to $112. Go to theqarena.com or alarm The Q admission band at 888-894-9424.
At the Improv: The funny and actual agreeable Owen Benjamin account the Improv at 7:30 p.m. Thursday ($17), 7:30 and 10 p.m. Friday, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Saay and 7 p.m. Sunday (All $20). The Improv is at 1148 Main Ave., abutting to Shooter’s on the west coffer of Cleveland’s Flats. Alarm 216-696-4677.
Jeff Dunham tickets: Comedian, and Food Network host Jeff Dunham (there’s not abundant he doesn’t do) brings his act and all his characters to the Wolstein Center Jan. 29. Tickets ($36.50-$50.50) go on auction at 3 p.m. October 7 at Wolsteincenter.com, by calling 1-844-407-2279, at the Wolstein Center box appointment or any Northern Ohio Discount Drug Mart store.
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