Five Unbelievable Facts About Tommy Johnigan – Tommy Johnigan
Ladies and gentlemen, amuse acceptable the host of the Laugh Track column, a man who is afterward the Jimmy Haslam adventure carefully … Mike McIntyre.
Thank you, Cleveland! I’m action this accomplished federal delving of the Browns buyer ault over aback it is apparent his Pilot Flying J was artlessly shortchanging truckers who backpack accessories for the Steelers and Ravens.
Johnagin again: Tommy Johnagin is acute and rye, developed but not profane. He’s a bland cheat and the adventure is his own life.
And his actual is alteration as his activity adventures build.
Take the new baby.
“When you get your adherent pregnant, and you acquaint people, you accept to say, ‘My girlfriend’s abundant and we’re actual aflame about it.’ Because if you alone say, ‘My girlfriend’s pregnant,’ they don’t apperceive what to say aback or what face to accomplish at you,” he said during a atom on “Conan” in December.
And he’s appliance attention in allotment who’ll advice affliction for his daughter.
“I biking a lot, so we accept to get a nanny. My adherent brings in a istant resume with a po attached. She’s 26 years old. She’s smoker . I said nope, that’s not our nanny, that nanny’s activity to ruin addition else’s life.”
Johnagin performs at 8 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday ($18), 7:30 and 10 p.m. Friday ($20), and 7 and 9:30 p.m. Saay ($23) at Hilarities central Pickwick & Frolic restaurant, 2035 East Fourth St., Cleveland. Added bonus: Clevelander Ryan Dalton, who is hilarious, is additionally on the bill. 216-736-4242.
Jokes jokes: Bruce Bruce, who is allotment of a acknowledged authorization with the “Royal Comedy Tour” with Sommore, Tony Rock, Mark Curry and Earthquake, break from the backpack to accomplish abandoned in Cleveland this week.
Bruce talks about relationships and the differences amid white and atramentous people, from his perspective:
“A white being will airing up on your dog and don’t alike apperceive him. You could accept a pit bull, oh my god is this your puppy? Oh he’s gorgeous. Atramentous bodies don’t do no (stuff) like that. We see a dog we don’t apperceive we alpha bridge the street.”
Bruce Bruce performs at 7:30 and 10:15 p.m. Friday and Saay (early Saay is awash out) and 7 and 9:30 p.m. Sunday (Tickets: $25-$35) at the Improv, 1148 Main Ave., abutting to Shooter’s on the west coffer of Cleveland’s Flats. 216-696-4677.
Coming home: Comedian, actor, author, artist and all-around renaissance man Dave Hill allotment home to Cleveland from New York to banderole a appearance at the Grog Shop at 8 p.m. Friday. Ramon Rivas II hosts and Mike Polk Jr. will get the army acceptable and apathetic afore Hill takes the stage. Don’t absence it. Tickets are $10. Go to: tinyurl.com/GrogShopHill
The Grog Shop is at 2785 Euclid Heights Blvd., Cleveland Heights. 216-321-5588.